Kids either love to ask questions or say a joke.
However not all jokes are jokes for kids. Sometimes, there are jokes that might not be kid-appropriate.
That is why we compiled a list of jokes for kids that parents would approve.
These jokes for kids are in question and answer format and knock-knock jokes:
- What do you call a bear without ears?
A "B!"
- Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
It is because he was a little shellfish!
- What do you call a cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
- What is kind of tree can fit in your hand?
A palm tree!
- The two eyes are talking to each other, what did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells!
- Why do vampires seem sick all the time?
It is because they're always coffin!
- What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?
It waves!
- What does the big flower say when greeting the little flower?
Hi, bud!
- Why was the baby strawberry crying?
That is because her parents were in a jam.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
- What falls during winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
- How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
- Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
- What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
- What did one toilet notice with the other toilet?
Hey! You look flushed.
- What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
- Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
- What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
- Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.
- Why was the broom running late?
It over-swept.
Knock-knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I just got here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, "Moo!"
