You think your child needs to go to school to be intelligent? Well, your kids might be way more intelligent the way you think they are that they could come up with these awesome excuses just to get away from school.
Some kids are dragged to get up early in the morning, dress up immediately and eat breakfast literally fast just not to miss the school bus. Sometimes, your kid thinks that getting out from the bed is the toughest of all punishments invented for humankind as posted on List Crux, leading them to come up with different excuses every day just to skip school.
Here are the common brilliant ideas kids usually came up with that really worked to deceive their parents.
"I Need To Visit The Lavatory Frequently."
Your kid will try to get in and out of the bathroom holding his stomach making you more worried as he does it subsequently. You will be concerned and advised him to stay in the house. But ask yourself what is he doing inside the comfort room? Well, just playing some Justin Beiber hits on his iPod.
"I Did Not Get Enough Sleep, I Feel Pained."
Your kid will knock on your room early in the morning crying in a very painful tone and you as a caring parent will fall easily on his trap. Now, be sure to check on him from head to toe to see what he really feels.
"Half Way There But... That Is Why I Am Back."
Well, your child really did get up early and prepared for school. He already walked a kilometer or two and just turned his back again and walked his way home. Then, he appeared on your doorstep saying something came up during the walk. Because of the long walk added by some explanation he made, he already missed school.
"It's A Holiday And Our Class is Cancelled"
This statement would usually swindle parents who took their child for granted and did not have enough time to check out their child's school calendar. He will just simply say that the class was cancelled and the "too busy" parent will just shrug their shoulder and go.
"I Cannot Find My Book"
According to Become A Nanny, kids know that the number one priority of their parents is their academic performance, that is why they are using it to their advantage. He will come running down the stairs shouting, "Mom, I cannot find my book, my homework is there," and you come looking for it unknowingly you already consumed half of the morning and -- he missed school.
According to Live Out Nanny, these ideas do not just pop up on your kid's nutshell, typically an underlying reason exists. And with the proper communication methods, you can get to the hear the heart of the issue.