Every kid wanted to have the coolest dad in the world. They want their dad to be their hero and someone who can make them laugh every time.
According to a book by Rick Johnson titled "10 Things Great Dads Do: Strategies for Raising Great Kids," a great dad who raises good children is someone who makes an effort to amuse his family. Even if they are not a natural joker, they find a way.
A lot have surely wondered why children would still laugh even if their father cracked the most boring and old-fashioned joke ever. Well, it could be a special nature of a father.
Here are some classified bad dad jokes that are actually very good.
1. Dad: Have you heard about the new movie "Constipation?"
Child: No. Why?
Dad: It never came out.
2. Child: Dad, how can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Dad: They're all girls. Otherwise, they'd be uncles.
3. Child: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi HUNGRY! I'm DAD.
4. Child: I'll call you later.
Dad: Don't call me LATER, call me DAD.
5. Child: Dad, can you put the dog out?
Dad: I did not know that it was on fire.
6. Child: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Dad: What? I don't think they'd fit in me.
7. Child: Dad, please make me a sandwich.
Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich
8. "Every time someone bends over my dad makes a farting noise. He's done it for almost 60 years and I'm certain he has no intention of slowing down." (Submitted by samanthaerink via Buzzfeed.)
9. Child: Dad, can I watch TV?
Dad: Yes, just don't turn on the TV.
10. Child: Dad, it's very cold in my room.
Dad: Go stay there in the corner.
Child: Why?
Dad: It's 90 degrees there.
